Catch It, Bin It, Kill It.

Leeemme tell you about Swiiiiiine Flu.

It's in my head and I can't stop.

Oh My God...

I can't decide whether this is really really funny or really really scary.

Stag & Dagger

WASTEradio will be covering/interviewing/reviewing/spewing all over Stag&Dagger tonight.

There are a plethora of bands and DJs playing in pretty much every club and bar in Shoreditch.

If you are coming, we suggest you go and check these bands out....

Cafe 1001

The XX - 11.00 - 11.30
Girls - 10.00 - 10.30

Cargo

Ungdomskulen 8.30 - 9.00

Catch

Thunderheist 11.00 - 11.30
Naomi// 11.30 - 12.15

Favela Chic

Micachu - 11.50 - 12.30

Herbal

Rusko - 1.00 - 2.00

Horse & Groom

Captain Magic - 8.00 - 10.00
Crystal Fighters - 10.30 - 11.00

Hoxton Bar and Kitchen

Lemonade - 9.30 - 10.10
Casio Kids - 11.40 - 12.20

Queen of Hoxton

My Toys Like Me - 1.10 - 2.00
80s Kidz - 12.00 - 12.40

The Macbeth

Turbowolf - 7.30 - 8.00

Vibe Bar

Filthy Dukes - 10.30 - 11.00
We Have Band - 9.30 - 10.00
Plugs - 7.30 - 8.00


If you see any of us, give us a nudge nudge/wink wink and we'll get you on tape.

xxxxx

Peanut Butter Jelly Time warehouse footage.

Yep.

Have a listen to the footage from the Peanut Butter Jelly Time warehouse party a couple of Sunday's ago. Lots of jelly filled fun was had.

So have a listen on the player to the right, or if you're extra good you would have subscribed to the podcast and it will already be downloaded into your iTunes ready for you to listen to. Excellenté.

We're doing another PBJT collaboration next Sunday bank holiday (24th) at Monkey Chews in Camden...more information about that to come soon...

xxx

Oh no you didn't!

Found this on the Work It blog...I'm considering changing my name to Watermelondrea.

My type of guy....

I was looking to buy a dog on Gumtree recently and stumbled across this ad...I've already sent in my application, wouldn't want to miss out on this fine specimen of a man.

Sunday.

Joyus times, it's another bank holiday weekend.

If you're at a lose end on Sunday and want to go out an 'ave it hard, then come to the Peanut Butter Jelly Time warehouse party in Dalston.

The WASTE crew will be there in full force covering the event...as well as dancing with studio objects on our heads and DJing. Booya.

It's guestlist only so you need to email peanutbutterjellytimeparty@live.com with your names...or if you have fachébook go HERE and confirm your attendance...you'll then be sent the location of the party.

This warehouse is pretty special, not your average skanky Hackney crack den. It's going to be A M A Z I N G, so come.

x

How to fail a breathaliser test...

You're gagging to spend a night in the cells, so you have a bit to drink and get into your ford sierra. You drive around at night with no lights on, and you have your hazards on to attract the attention of the po-po. Finally, you get stopped, and PC Crapshanks tells you to get out of the car. He hands you a breathaliser and asks you to blow hard (giggle). Suddenly, you realise that you've been driving around for a while, and that the alcohol may have worn off. What do you do?

Well, you've got a couple of options. Firstly, you can just kick PC Crapshanks in the balls, but that's a bit boring. Alternatively, you could tell him that he's got a shit surname, but again, it's just a bit too obvious. My top suggestion in this situation has kindly been illustrated by this fine specimen of a man. Observe and learn.