Friday, 21 August 2009


I have a massive unrelenting hate for PETA. They are quite literally, a terrorist organisation - full of complete bullshit, propaganda and psychopathic babble...but the pure outrageousness of this ad kind of makes me chuckle.

This fat hating ad is going in a slightly different route from the soft porn adverts we usually see from PETA; featuring the likes of Jodie Marsh and Pamela Anderson exclaiming "I'd rather go naked than wear fur!" - er, big fucking deal? I don't rally think it's such an astonishing statement when your whole career has been built around you flashing your tits.

Er - do they really Jodie? I didn't have any udders last time I checked.

Going by their previous ad campaigns, PETA obviously think that Vegetarianism (and especially Veganism - seriously, have you ever met a sexy/sane Vegan?) isn't very sexy. The pictures of bloody, disembowled foxes and cats (who have probably just been run over by a car) teamed with the nerdy/insane panfletting look isn't particulary appealing to the younger generation they're obviously trying to appeal to.

But one of those little nutjobs has obviously got at least one screw fixed tight because they've realised that sex sells!

Sex + Vegetarianism = Sexy vegetarianism.

Sex + Celebrity culture + Saving the ickle wickle bunny wabbits = Duping people into giving us money so we can make bombs to kill doctors who are trying to save human lives.

It's simple math!

I'd just like to see how many of these newly signed up celebrities would refuse to be treated with a drug that was tested on animals if they got, say, a life-threatening disease? I'm pretty sure Jodie and Pam's silicone implants were tested on animals before they were shoveled into their breasts?

Hurrah for hypocrisy.

Steven Seagal!

Film star. Buddhist. Guitarist. Self proclaimed sex symbol. Energy drink guru. And...real life part time policeman. I can't wait

Tuesday, 18 August 2009


They don't make 'em like this anymore...

Monday, 17 August 2009

Yo Gabba Gabba

Fuck learning the alphabet on Seasame Street - teach your kids how to BEATBOX WITH BIZ MARKEE (I especially like his technique of making a sound by punching yourself in the throat).

Possibly the best thing I've seen ever. This is all my unborn children will be watching.

Yo Gabba Gabba website.

Friday, 14 August 2009


I love mad, drunk people with their own television programmes.

Tuesday, 11 August 2009

Smells Like.....Take That?

I don't think Kurt would have ever imagined this...

Tuesday, 4 August 2009

My new heroine.

She is better than amazing. I want to be her best friend.

She is a gay, gay man trapped inside a 20 year old womans body. Saying that - she has an incredibly flat chest, straight hips and sort of does look like a boy in the face...but I prefer to go on the assumption that she's an unbelievably camp woman.

UPDATE: Yep, she's a boy.