Thursday, 12 November 2009

The Shit Fight Scene Awards.

Before there was slow motion. There was this.

Star Trek
I think this is the slowest fight I have ever seen. The big Lizard/Dinosaur man just looks like he wants a little hug, Captain!

This is pretty gruesome but I rate anyone that cuts their stomach open and tries to strangle their opponent with their own large intestine.

Code of the Dragon
Actually, I think this is pretty cool.

Wednesday, 11 November 2009

The Shit Band Awards.

Inspired by Anita cocknbullkid's recent hobby of finding shit band videos on youtube...I decided to compile the best of the best. Or worst.

Nirvana - Smells Like Teen Spirit
There are some pretty special moments in this one. The jacket throw at the begging being one of them - but I actually really wanted to BE in this band by the time the guitar solo kicked in.

Red Hot Chilli Peppers - By the way
I didn't know whether to put this in or not because the lead singer is actually so great. But more great in a weird crap way than an actual good, I'd pay money to see way.

Shit rap battle.
Everyone on this show is really weird. The guy on the left most probably has cerabal pausey but comes out fighting around 2m47 with some amazing lines like: "You're like Rosie O'Donnal at a bisexual bridal shower". Winner.

Europe - The Final Countdown.
All songs should be sung in this accent.

Tuesday, 10 November 2009