Dancehall Tourist.

God help the white (and most probably American) tourist who goes to Jamacia and thinks she can get away with a little booty shake without having the absolute piss ripped out of her.

The legs akimbo catapult really does finish it off nicely.



And in finding that, I also found THIS (please note, I wasn't at home, on my own, searching You Tube for homemade sex simulation videos. I wasn't.):



I have never seen such well choreographed sex in my life. It's quite impressive.