Happy New Year!

I hope wherever you go - it's like this.

Merry Xmas!

Kittens that rule the world.

The Shit Fight Scene Awards.

Undefeatable
Before there was slow motion. There was this.


Star Trek
I think this is the slowest fight I have ever seen. The big Lizard/Dinosaur man just looks like he wants a little hug, Captain!


Unknown
This is pretty gruesome but I rate anyone that cuts their stomach open and tries to strangle their opponent with their own large intestine.


Code of the Dragon
Actually, I think this is pretty cool.

The Shit Band Awards.

Inspired by Anita cocknbullkid's recent hobby of finding shit band videos on youtube...I decided to compile the best of the best. Or worst.


Nirvana - Smells Like Teen Spirit
There are some pretty special moments in this one. The jacket throw at the begging being one of them - but I actually really wanted to BE in this band by the time the guitar solo kicked in.


Red Hot Chilli Peppers - By the way
I didn't know whether to put this in or not because the lead singer is actually so great. But more great in a weird crap way than an actual good, I'd pay money to see way.


Shit rap battle.
Everyone on this show is really weird. The guy on the left most probably has cerabal pausey but comes out fighting around 2m47 with some amazing lines like: "You're like Rosie O'Donnal at a bisexual bridal shower". Winner.


Europe - The Final Countdown.
All songs should be sung in this accent.

No Homo.

I want to be in a hand clap group...

If only being a nun was this fun.

Lulu and the Lampshades single launch.

Lulu and the Lampshades are releasing their single 'Feet to the Sky' on Monday. If you are in London, I suggest you come to their single launch at Passing Clouds.

And let me tell you - shit is going to go DOWN. Here is a clue as to some of the things you can expect to see in the form of a mathematical equation.

The Real McCoy

THRUST

I just realised this Eric Prydz video is a complete and utter rip off of the one above...and manages to pile a large amount of sleaze on to it at the same time! Great!

Ed MacFarlane, I bow down to you.

If I ever get sad, I will watch this.

He is King.

Dutty.

Pon De Floor featuring Afro Jack & VYBZ Cartel

Sarah Silverman.

This woman is raw (in a good way). The fact that she's doing this at a celebrity sit down dinner event makes me love her even more.

PETA

I have a massive unrelenting hate for PETA. They are quite literally, a terrorist organisation - full of complete bullshit, propaganda and psychopathic babble...but the pure outrageousness of this ad kind of makes me chuckle.



This fat hating ad is going in a slightly different route from the soft porn adverts we usually see from PETA; featuring the likes of Jodie Marsh and Pamela Anderson exclaiming "I'd rather go naked than wear fur!" - er, big fucking deal? I don't rally think it's such an astonishing statement when your whole career has been built around you flashing your tits.


Er - do they really Jodie? I didn't have any udders last time I checked.



Going by their previous ad campaigns, PETA obviously think that Vegetarianism (and especially Veganism - seriously, have you ever met a sexy/sane Vegan?) isn't very sexy. The pictures of bloody, disembowled foxes and cats (who have probably just been run over by a car) teamed with the nerdy/insane panfletting look isn't particulary appealing to the younger generation they're obviously trying to appeal to.

But one of those little nutjobs has obviously got at least one screw fixed tight because they've realised that sex sells!

Sex + Vegetarianism = Sexy vegetarianism.

Sex + Celebrity culture + Saving the ickle wickle bunny wabbits = Duping people into giving us money so we can make bombs to kill doctors who are trying to save human lives.

It's simple math!



I'd just like to see how many of these newly signed up celebrities would refuse to be treated with a drug that was tested on animals if they got, say, a life-threatening disease? I'm pretty sure Jodie and Pam's silicone implants were tested on animals before they were shoveled into their breasts?

Hurrah for hypocrisy.

Steven Seagal!

Film star. Buddhist. Guitarist. Self proclaimed sex symbol. Energy drink guru. And...real life part time policeman. I can't wait

YOUTH.

They don't make 'em like this anymore...

Yo Gabba Gabba

Fuck learning the alphabet on Seasame Street - teach your kids how to BEATBOX WITH BIZ MARKEE (I especially like his technique of making a sound by punching yourself in the throat).



Possibly the best thing I've seen ever. This is all my unborn children will be watching.

Yo Gabba Gabba website.

Flex.

I love mad, drunk people with their own television programmes.

Smells Like.....Take That?

I don't think Kurt would have ever imagined this...

My new heroine.

She is better than amazing. I want to be her best friend.





She is a gay, gay man trapped inside a 20 year old womans body. Saying that - she has an incredibly flat chest, straight hips and sort of does look like a boy in the face...but I prefer to go on the assumption that she's an unbelievably camp woman.

http://www.youtube.com/user/Timaya

UPDATE: Yep, she's a boy.

Ross Kemp's Face, Folded.

Couldn't have thought of a better blog myself.




http://kempfolds.blogspot.com/

Kevin Saunderson - Eastern Electrics

Kevin Saunderson looked every bit the Detroit techno pioneer as he stepped into Hearn Street Car Park’s limelight last Saturday. Smooth, understated, assured, he slinked his way on and meandered around his old hooks like the cat that had had plenty of the cream but was now willing to share it around. He’s back on the road with a refreshing duality of purpose; not only is he promoting his new ‘History Elevate’ retrospective, the title of which tells its own story, but he’s seeking inspiration for fresh material for his now two decade-old project, ‘Inner City’, which draws back together main vocalist Shanna Jackson (aka Paris Grey) and Kevin’s wife, Ann. This was an extremely rare opportunity to see these three old cats prowl the boards once more, and they didn’t disappoint.

Mr. Saunderson showed a subtle sense of occasion and an excellent sensitivity to the nature of this now regular East London dance venue. He was able to make the car park seem grander than it is with some stadium-worthy rhythms when out on his own, whilst reining the crowd in for the live stuff later on, a transition he skilfully manned without pomp or swagger. Notable was his readiness to communicate with the crowd; up close you could often see a wry smile or a raised eyebrow as he drew the nicely balanced collective on the other side of the decks towards him in more ways than one. This rang true with his recent comments that UK crowds are acutely aware of what’s happening with dance music, and have been for many, many years. Where better to start your inspiration-drawing tour than in a city where you feel you have to set the precedent for what comes afterwards; both in terms of your live performance and for future material.

Paris Grey and Ann Saunderson had a ball as “Good Love” and “Hallelujah” rang out over the Hearn Street crowd, and Ann’s husband looked delighted to have stepped out of the limelight and beamed with pride as he looked on as the fruits of distant labours were picked and juiced readily. There was a lovely moment as Saunderson offered the controls over to one of his chosen remixers, Claude VonStroke. Two big men exchanged a glance and a genuine grin apiece, the like of which you rarely see in today’s booth. VonStroke didn’t disappoint, seamlessly inviting the crowd to spread across the bays once more, but tonight was about Kevin Saunderson and the return of ‘Inner City’ to live prominence. It was a proper treat to see such frontrunners take things back whilst moving things forward with such stature and humility. Hats off Eastern Electrics.

NEWS.

Time for a catch-up, put kettle on and get a biscuit.

SO. Summer if officially upon us (even though the weather now resembles a torrential pissy river of doom).

We're collaborating with AITBF (Adventures in the Beetroot Field) who organise some of the finest live-music events in all the land. We went to STAG AND DAGGER back in May and recorded the likes of Thunderheist, Rusko and Crytal Fighters. On August 1st you'll be able to find us at FIELD DAY doing more of the same, getting the tastiest aural morsels out of musicans and punters alike. We'll be editing these two events together for a 'BEST of AITBF' show...

And.

Next weekend we'll be at SECRET GARDEN PARTY with our spirtual leader Malcome the red caravan. Come and find us! We're so excited we walk around with sodden pants all day. Literally incontinent with anticipation. Expect FUN and GAMES. See below for clues...

Monies.

I don't know about you, but I really enjoy it when I get an email from someone in either China or Africa telling me that I've won a competition or have the chance to go in on a deal that will leave me with thousands of pounds - all they need is my bank account details, simple!

Well, lucky for me I received one of these emails the other day - this was from someone called John Duke, offering me a 40% share in his deceased customers savings! Bingo!

"From Thompson J Duke.
Accounting Dept.
Bank Commerciale Du Burkina Faso (BCB)
Ouagadougou, Burkina-Faso.

Dear friend,

I am MR. THOMPSON J DUKE. working in the ACCOUNTING
DEPT OF BANK COMMERCIALE DU BURKINA FASO (BCB).
I know that this message will come to you as a surprise
and I hope that you will not expose or betray this trust
and confident that i am about to repose on you for the
mutual benefit of our both families.

I need your urgent assistance in transferring the sum
of($14.5)Fourteen Million five hundred thousand Dollar
to your account. This money has been dormant for years
in our bank without claim. I want the bank to release the
money to you as the nearest person to our deceased
customer, the owner of the account died along with his
supposed next of kin in an air crash since 2003.

I don't want the money to go into our bank treasurer as
an abandoned fund. So this is the reason why I contacted
you so that the bank can release the money to you as the
next of kin to the deceased customer.

Please i would like you to keep this proposal as a top
secret and delete it if you are not interested. Upon
receipt of your reply, I will give you details on how the
business will be executed and also note that you will
have 40% of the above mentioned sum if you agree to
handle this business with me, hoping to hear from you
as soon as possible.

Best regards.
Mr.Thompson J Duke
Accounting Dept."

Sounds good, right? I ask for more information...

Dear Friend,

Greetings,

Thank you for your response and I am ready to work with you
and strongly assuring you that provided you follow my instructions
perfectly well, we will not have any problem in getting transaction
completed.

I am also giving you full guarantee and assurance that you
will never regret anything at last, in the course of realizing
transaction with me, provided that you have clearly brought out
your full mind and trust to work with me, towards our benefit
and interest .I believe that if we are ment to come to know
ourselves through this business relationship, so let it be.
There are opportunities which may come ones way in
a lifetime, but all it takes, is one's personal decision and
principles to forge ahead." Of course, good risks can be taken
to achieve success and that is what i strongly believe ".

I will want you to understand that in the event of death of any of
our clients who does not leave a receiving next-of-kin in his/her form,
an enquiry is usually set up to search out a possible relative to claim
his/her estate and this search has been concluded without us locating
any of his next-of- kin. It is in the course that I have decided to make
use of this opportunity and portray you as the next-of-kin / beneficiary
to the deceased customer for safety and subsequent disbursement
of funds to your nominated account, hence i am very sure that nobody
is coming for it and i don't want my bank to turn this money over to the
state's abandoned-property division or unclaimed property office.

We shall be required to make some financial commitments to actualize this project,
but it will not be much that both of us cannot handle.

I have also arranged on how to obtain the death certificate from the
registrar of the locality in Benin where the death took place and also
on how to translate it here in Burkina Faso, all these arrangements took
me more than one year to completion, (you will now send to me your full
names, contact address such as city, zip or postal code and your date of
birth & tel/fax numbers) so that i will use your detailed information to
complete the process and obtain the kinship certification and translate
the death certificate in your favour.

Once this is done, I will send you this form with back up letter.
It is on this form that you fill out your bank account
information, where you would want funds remittance to be effected to, as
soon as you complete the form, you will send it directly to the foreign
operations department (Head office) with reference to all legal documentations
and entry forms already submitted on your behalf .

If you are afraid of using your present account, then you can open a new
account for this transaction as soon as possible, but one thing assure you
is that nothing will ever happen to your account. I really want us to treat
everything concerning this transaction with uttermost secrecy.

We are not going to breach international financial laws or to
face any anti-money laundering law charges. We would not breach any law that
could land us into problem or process this transaction illegal as all process
will be pure legal.

As you can see that the transaction is risk free and legal, like i have assured you
earlier before now, and on your side, you will be maintaining absolute
information and absolute secrecy throughout the duration of the transaction,
and normally you will be responding like a true next-of-kin who wish to speed
up the release and transfer of his inheritance.

Please you have to provide time for this transaction in our own interest and
also you have been advised to keep this transaction a "top secret" as i am
still in active service and intends to resign honourably from the services of
the bank, as soon as I conclude this transaction with you.


Regards,

Mr. Duke

Ouagadougou, Burkina Faso.

+22670845269

Where do I sign?

I LOVE EARTH WIND AND FIRE.

FIND RON.

Major Lazer.

Well done to Diplo and Switch for bringing the dancehall back.



Catch them at Notting Hill carnival on August 31st.

2manyDJs.

So, I've just got back from sneaking into Glastonbury. It was fun but not all it's cracked up to be. There are only a few areas which are worth hanging out in and it's so big and muddy that my feet feel like they've been shat and stamped on. Ow.

Apart from the massive slapping fight that me and a few others partook in for about 20 minutes (many of us had bleeding lips by the end of it) the best time I had was watching 2manyDJs play.

It has long been known that I have a mild obsession with Soulwax/2manyDJs.

I pre-ordered the DVD about 2 months before it came out (it was worth the wait) and try to see them at any given occasion.

If you've listened to our report from the secret Soulwax show you'll probably get an idea of how over excited I get at their shows.

Anyway, instead of just your standard DJ set where you're just watching someone put records on they had the album cover of every song that they played with amazing flash animation to add a bit of humour.

But no, no. The piece de resistance was when they exploded huge streamers into the crowd which hung from the ceiling and thousands of bits of confetty that made the whole dance tent look like it was snowing. Wow. My love is confirmed.


Photo taken by Dan Wilton.

2manydjs: o2 academy leeds, 10th june 2009

R.I.P

Find Ron.

Ron the amazing cat has been missing for over a week. He lives on Gun Street, E1 so will probably be somewhere around Spitalfields Market, Brick Lane etc. Doesn't have a name collar but he's easily recognisable - really fluffy cheeks and with a stupidly long tail. He's very friendly. He hasn't been out much as it's so built up round here so must be either lost or has been taken in.

Please call Dan on 07779 101241 or email dan@danwilton.co.uk if you think you've seen him.

CASH REWARD

Lulu and the Lampshades can play pots.

www.myspace.com/helouisamusic

Dance School at the ICA

Every so often you see an event you feel you should queue for. Dance School at the ICA slotted snugly into that bracket, so a couple of hours on The Mall was the least I could offer in return for what promised to be a mix and blend of some of club culture’s more seasoned selectors. The excellent creatures at Dollop showed a real appreciation of the wave of nostalgia that’s threading its way through nightclubbing at the moment; syrupy disco, 90s hip-hop, UK garage and plenty of the Balearic gave a platform for a straight-up shindig to rival anything laid on anywhere else on Saturday night. Without question, the ICA was where to be. The promoters knew it, the staff knew it, and as it all slinked together, the crowd knew it too.

The whole of the ICA was transformed into a club-space, so its subtle white walls were awash with neon. There was plenty of giddy anticipation as the Night Train DJs gave things a soulful start, and when Work It took over the crowd was certainly at its happiest. They’ve operated at the ICA before, and their warm embrace of 90s hip-hop and R’n’B can’t help but draw broad grins en masse. In the main theatre, Rinse FM’s DJs showed how a dangerously laid back roll through some seminal UK garage still gets even the most eclectic of crowds up and down collectively. Spyro looked almost embarrassed at how much the crowd lifted at the first drop of his needle. He epitomised the effortless cool that tends to go arm in arm with those associated with the capital’s premier piration-steppas.

Cocadisco treated the main bar to a challenging soundscape from the aurally-arresting, ever-alluring Leila who borrows her space from Warp Records. For me, her sound would have been suited better to one of the darker less chatty rooms, as at times all I wanted to do was cock my head and gaze. The highlight for me was undoubtedly seeing DJ History legend Bill Brewster charm the knickers off the main bar area. He drizzled his dubby disco around the place with a subtle sense of occasion, peering out over the decks and surveying the scene with the same sensitivity with which he writes and lives. Read him, but don’t let him turn you to Grimsby Town!

T.A.S.T.Y

This is why you're fat is my new favourite blog.

Deep Fried Cheeseburger On-A-Stick

Chicken topped with pepperoni, ham and garlic butter on french fries covered in cheese.

Totally Enormous Extinct Dinosaurs

Totally Enormous Extinct Dinosaurs are the newest signings to the London/Berlin based Greco Roman label.

The twosome have been injecting massive amounts of dino bass into our lives for a while now so we thought we'd share the wealth and have a little chat with them...

Hello, who are you then?

We are Totally Enormous Extinct Dinosaurs, and we are up for a soundclash ... anyone?

What kind of dinosaur are you?

Lots. Mostly stegosaurus in appearance, but in spirit ...

How would you describe your live shows?

Quite loud and chaotic. There is a strong element of spontaneity that frequently backfires. Its an equipment breaking session that you can dance to. Well we hope you can dance to it, you might just stand there drinking your drink feeling sad about the recession.

Who are your totally enormous extinct influences?

Currently the weather and what it's doing to everyone.

Favourite dino joke?

I heard someone say something funny about T-rex's having real issues with how tiny their arms are, but i can't really remember, maybe because they can't even reach their own nipples ... The gay dinosaur one still gets me.

Boxman vs. Klaus in a dance off: Who would win?

That probably depends on the category, Klaus would win in a minimal techno mince-off, but Boxman would take him to school in the interpretive dance battle.

Any collaborations in the pipe line?

Probably.

Where can we see you play next?

Saturday 6th June at Cargo , Saturday 13th June in Bristol, and a Pure Groove in-store on Tuesday 16th June for the launch of our new EP.

Totally Enormous Extinct Dinosaurs - Bournmouth (Tomb Crew Remix)

Arnold's Work Out Plan - continued...

Feeling the burn yet?

Here's Lessons 2, 3 and 4 to get you pumped over the weekend.

x

Arnold's Work Out Plan.

Have you found yourself being a bit more calorie conscious now the summer is coming?

With predictions of a long hot summer you are, at some point, going to have to bare that little bump of blubber that you've developed to keep you warm over the previous winter months.

Gym's are expensive and dieting is too fucking hard, so what are you going to do? Hide indoors whilst all your thin friends are frolicking in the glorious sunshine? Tanned, sweaty bodies writhing up and around each other over another great game of rounders?

No, no. Not you. Because you've got Arnie.

A couple of decades ago, Arnold Schwarzenegger made an amazing audio work out tape to the sounds of Gladis Knight, The Weather Girls and Denice Williams - how hetro can you get?

With the help of the ex-Terminator and Governor of California, you too will be able to have shoulders that 'will be so big you will have difficulty fitting out of the door'.

This is a 13 day plan, so keep checking back to get your next taste of the Schwarzenegger.

WARNING: DO NOT ATTEMPT TO DO THE WHOLE WORK OUT PLAN IN ONE EVENING AFTER CONSUMING ALCOHOL - the Showerman got a bit over excited at the thought of being as pumped as Arnie and couldn't walk for 3 days afterwards.

Click here to download Lesson One.

Catch It, Bin It, Kill It.

Leeemme tell you about Swiiiiiine Flu.

It's in my head and I can't stop.

Oh My God...

I can't decide whether this is really really funny or really really scary.

Stag & Dagger

WASTEradio will be covering/interviewing/reviewing/spewing all over Stag&Dagger tonight.

There are a plethora of bands and DJs playing in pretty much every club and bar in Shoreditch.

If you are coming, we suggest you go and check these bands out....

Cafe 1001

The XX - 11.00 - 11.30
Girls - 10.00 - 10.30

Cargo

Ungdomskulen 8.30 - 9.00

Catch

Thunderheist 11.00 - 11.30
Naomi// 11.30 - 12.15

Favela Chic

Micachu - 11.50 - 12.30

Herbal

Rusko - 1.00 - 2.00

Horse & Groom

Captain Magic - 8.00 - 10.00
Crystal Fighters - 10.30 - 11.00

Hoxton Bar and Kitchen

Lemonade - 9.30 - 10.10
Casio Kids - 11.40 - 12.20

Queen of Hoxton

My Toys Like Me - 1.10 - 2.00
80s Kidz - 12.00 - 12.40

The Macbeth

Turbowolf - 7.30 - 8.00

Vibe Bar

Filthy Dukes - 10.30 - 11.00
We Have Band - 9.30 - 10.00
Plugs - 7.30 - 8.00


If you see any of us, give us a nudge nudge/wink wink and we'll get you on tape.

xxxxx

Peanut Butter Jelly Time warehouse footage.

Yep.

Have a listen to the footage from the Peanut Butter Jelly Time warehouse party a couple of Sunday's ago. Lots of jelly filled fun was had.

So have a listen on the player to the right, or if you're extra good you would have subscribed to the podcast and it will already be downloaded into your iTunes ready for you to listen to. Excellenté.

We're doing another PBJT collaboration next Sunday bank holiday (24th) at Monkey Chews in Camden...more information about that to come soon...

xxx

Oh no you didn't!

Found this on the Work It blog...I'm considering changing my name to Watermelondrea.

My type of guy....

I was looking to buy a dog on Gumtree recently and stumbled across this ad...I've already sent in my application, wouldn't want to miss out on this fine specimen of a man.

Sunday.

Joyus times, it's another bank holiday weekend.

If you're at a lose end on Sunday and want to go out an 'ave it hard, then come to the Peanut Butter Jelly Time warehouse party in Dalston.

The WASTE crew will be there in full force covering the event...as well as dancing with studio objects on our heads and DJing. Booya.

It's guestlist only so you need to email peanutbutterjellytimeparty@live.com with your names...or if you have fachébook go HERE and confirm your attendance...you'll then be sent the location of the party.

This warehouse is pretty special, not your average skanky Hackney crack den. It's going to be A M A Z I N G, so come.

x

How to fail a breathaliser test...

You're gagging to spend a night in the cells, so you have a bit to drink and get into your ford sierra. You drive around at night with no lights on, and you have your hazards on to attract the attention of the po-po. Finally, you get stopped, and PC Crapshanks tells you to get out of the car. He hands you a breathaliser and asks you to blow hard (giggle). Suddenly, you realise that you've been driving around for a while, and that the alcohol may have worn off. What do you do?

Well, you've got a couple of options. Firstly, you can just kick PC Crapshanks in the balls, but that's a bit boring. Alternatively, you could tell him that he's got a shit surname, but again, it's just a bit too obvious. My top suggestion in this situation has kindly been illustrated by this fine specimen of a man. Observe and learn.

We are (le) Cool.

Yeah, so you thought it was just US that thought we were cool, huh?

Well, in your eye bitches! Le Cool think we're cool too...and that's probably the coolest you can get.

So, why don't you join the gang and come to the OFFICIALLY COOL WASTEradio pub quiz this Sunday, 3pm-12am (quiz starts at 5pm), Upstairs at the Horse & Groom pub on Curtian Road?

Yeah? Cool.

x

1 week to go...

Tell everyone.

Civil Partnership.

My male friends are unbelievably gay.

And I don't mean that in a derogative, 'uhh, you're so gaaaayy maaann!' way. I mean it in the 'holy crap, did he just grope his arse?' way.

Granted, they're not your typical macho, rugby playing men who have a bit of bum time in the showers after a match and then go home and wank over their wives back whilst looking in the mirror....but I think they're definitely on their way there.

Here's a little conversation they had recently:

Murat: You're so fucking gay it makes me sick
or...

Jonangelo: hard

Murat: have a wank

Jonangelo: when are you back

Murat: Monday night

Murat: I know
Great isn't it?

Jonangelo: how am i supposed to hold out for that long
do i look like a NUN

Murat: Don't worry, I'll be there soon, and I'll have a free house...

Nina: wwwoooooooowwww, i'm putting that on the blog.

Murat: No fucking way! That's private!

Jonanagelo and Murat are anything but private. Their friendship has slowly evolved into a sordid, gay, heterosexual love affair. Jon's catchphrase is 'Stay FABULOUS!!!' and Murat...well, I've never seen a man 'accidentally' being photographed in so many homosexual situations.

My dream is that one day, push will come to shove and the two will realise that they're actually gay and become an item.

Look how cute they are!

Defteated by technology.

The internet has won, our powers for live broadcasting have lost.

Technology 1 - WASTEradio 0

Only for today though, we're going to employ a WASTEradio techno-geek and keep him locked in a cage until he works out how to get this whole broadcasting live thing a kick up the arse.

To show how sorry we are we have two offerings:

1) A 'Get to know Klaus' Q&A session which you can listen to on the right and download on iTunes.

2) Hot Chip - Defeated by technology.

Soon.

x

L-I-V-E

Just a little reminder that this Sunday at 6pm we're going to be broadcasting... LIVE from the WASTEradio HQ.

It'll be like normal radio, but without the shit music. You'll also be able to hear truely inspired moments of profundity and of course witty, witty banter.

How to listen? Just go to www.wasteradio.blogspot.com on the day and you'll find the link to listen.

If the prospect of that isn't enough to get you all high on excitement, then remember there's the Pub Quiz on the 26th too.

Yeeee c'mon.

xxx

Weng Weng, i love you.

The Great WASTEradio Pub Quiz.

If you don't already know...

We've conquered the festivals, the clubs, the free bars and the celebrities.
Now, it's time for us to conquer the world of the Pub Quiz.

So on APRIL 26th from 3pm - 12am we shall be hosting our very own WASTEradio Pub Quiz in a secret location in East London.

Of course, this isn't going to be your average pub quiz. Things you can expect are:

***QUIZZICAL QUESTIONS LIKE NO OTHER***

***WIN A DATE WITH THE SHOWERMAN***

***PLAYING WITH FOOD***

***INAPPROPRIATE PINT DOWNING***

***MIXTAPES***

***LULU AND THE LAMPSHADES, LIVE***

***A SPECIAL ONE OFF PERFORMANCE FROM THE ONE AND ONLY KLAUS***

And after the quiz is over, we'll have a big old party with WASTEradio DJs and more.

Now. Places are limited. You will need to RSVP with your name(s) to be guaranteed entry and sent the location of the quiz. Send your names to hello@wasteradio.co.uk

If you're on fachébook click HERE to add yourself to the event and invite all your friends.

Ye, c'mon.

x

I love Japan.

We are HOT.

You may see a few of these popping up around the streets of London soon....








All taken by Dan Wilton